Hello and welcome.

As we traverse the depths of our mind we come to certain conclusions about life.
We pull from ourselves thoughts that redefine the way we think about what we percieve.
Indeed, each day it seems like we understand and were nothing more than fools the day before.
This is the grand struggle. The human condition. What we feel to be the focal point of our existence.
But how can we pretend to understand the infinite?
Certainly we do it, as a means of gratifying ourselves, perhaps an attempt to circumvent the endless thoughts we have and get on with our lives.
What a pitiful world.

I'm here to distract you from your heathen thoughts by making games. Rejoice!

But do you know why we play games? to immerse ourselves in a counterfeit reality and escape our own.
Life is dull. Thus we shall live in illusion the life of another, a figment, a notion.
And now, in your mind, in one of the infinite private realities within you...
Take that notion. Make it... Plaid.
Now all becomes clear.